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MAPPING IT OUT

GUN FEVER • WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN IT RUNS IN THE BLOOD?

BEST CUP EVER • Sure, the U. S. failed to make this WORLD CUP. Which is why you’re now free to enjoy it.

HOMELAND INSECURITY? • No U. S. A., no problem. Answer a few simple questions to find your dream date for the Big Danski.

COMIC BOOM • THE WRITERS OF DEADPOOL CONTINUE TO CRACK WISE IN THE SEQUEL

AND WHILE YOU’RE UP THERE, SEE IF YOU CAN’T FIND MY CAR KEYS

THE MYSTERIES OF MEZCAL • You may never fully MASTER the AGAVE-BASED SPIRIT as you could Scotch. And therein lies its beauty.

Super Spud • Innovative bar-snack alert! The humble baked potato gets flavor-bombed.

KEEPERS OF THE FLAME • BURNING MAN GETS SMITHSONIANIZED—OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?

VOLVO IS THIRSTY FOR MILLENNIALS • THE XC40 IS TAILOR-MADE FOR THE YOUNG. THAT MIGHT NOT BE BAD FOR THE OLDS.

SUBSCRIPTION IS THE NEW LEASE • IT’S ABOUT VARIETY AND SIMPLICITY

I, SNEAKERHEAD

THE MAVERICKS OF HOLLYWOOD • On February 20 at the Sunset Tower Hotel in Los Angeles, Esquire and Hugo Boss toasted our March cover star, Donald Glover, as well as our 2018 Mavericks of Hollywood honorees. And because it’s not a party in Hollywood if you don’t take a picture, Ungano + Agriodimas set up a photo booth on-site to capture the evening.

TAKE YOUR NAVY SUIT OUT OF THE BOX • Nine FOOLPROOF steps to keep a men’s-wear STAPLE from going stale

DUSTING OFF A CLASSIC • When RICK OWENS teamed up with BIRKENSTOCK, it became the footwear collab NO ONE EXPECTED—and EVERY GUY can get behind

AIR TIME • The HIGH-FLYING STORY behind the CARTIER SANTOS—one of the world’s first wristwatches

PUT IT IN NEUTRAL • Yes, you can WEAR ALL WHITE without looking like Mister Softee. Start by playing around with different TONES and TEXTURES. (And maybe invest in a stain stick.)

GET A FEEL FOR IT • NOT-QUITE-WHITE ISN’T JUST ABOUT COLOR. IT’S A MATTER OF TEXTURE, TOO.

Grumposaurus REX • “Why are you SO GROUCHY today?” It’s a question MOST MEN—especially the author—get asked (maybe more than they should). So… WHAT’S THE ANSWER?

That HUMAN Touch • The cocreators of WESTWORLD on being PARTNERS on and off the set, and why real ANDROIDS might be a bad idea

AN OPTIMIST’S GUIDE TO   YOUR PROSTATE

SPEED DEMON • DISCOVERED BY STEVEN SPIELBERG AT THIRTEEN, ALDEN EHRENREICH HAS BLAZED A PATH ON THE LEADING-MAN FAST TRACK, WORKING WITH FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA, THE COEN BROTHERS, AND OTHERS—ALL BEFORE TURNING THIRTY. NOW, IN A FILM THAT JETTISONED ITS DIRECTORS MIDSTREAM, HE MAKES HIS RISKIEST MOVE: TAKING ON ONE OF CINEMA’S MOST ICONIC ROLES, HAN SOLO.

MONEY FOR NOTHIN’ • YOU OVERDRAW FROM YOUR SAVINGS ACCOUNT. THE BANK DOESN’T NOTICE. YOU DO IT AGAIN. SAME. AND AGAIN. SAME. WHAT DO YOU DO?

The PASSION of   JoRDAN   PETERSON • HIS BOOK 12 RULES FOR LIFE IS NUMBER ONE IN THE U. S.

Classic   Cool   at Any   Age • SMART GUYS KNOW: The key to not looking like the Boring Old Dude is to wisely incorporate the right new trends into your wardrobe. (Because if you don’t evolve your style, you end up being the last man standing rocking spats and a monocle.)

THE ENDLESS   ENDLESS SUMMER • Kelly Slater, the nearest thing surfing has to a living god, the seeming...